Wild Yeast
THIS BEER SOLVES THE PROBLEM OF BEING TOO DRUNK FOR SEX
WE DISSOLVE THE GHOST OF A PIRATE IN EVERY CASK
WHICH ONE OF YOU LUBBERS NEEDS A FUKKEN KEELHAULING?
THIS BEER SOLVES THE PROBLEM OF BEING SO DRUNK NO-ONE WANTS SEX WITH YOU
PUSSY
PALM
FILSNER
WHAT AM I NOW? A HOOK-UP SPOT FOR DEAD PIRATES?
SO YOU GET A GLOWING ERECTION YOU CAN REALLY FUCK!
SORRY, WE'RE JUST TRYING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION
BLOOOW THE MAN DOWN BOYS WE'LL BLOOOW THE MAN DOOOOWN
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GHOST OF A PIRATE IN EVERY CASK-YOU GET A GLOWING VAGINA YOU CAN REALLY FUCK!
WHAT THE FUCK?
NOT UNLESS YOU BUY MORE BEER
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- trouble brewing
- Tooltip
- Pirate ghosts are becoming scarce so we've loosened anti-piracy laws to include more ghosts.