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Wherefore?

2017-04-30

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LOVE IS ALWAYS WORTH THE PRICE OF LOVE

AH, YOU KNOW- SHAME, REGRET, ANGER

I'LL DEMEAN YOU AND SAY IT WAS JUST A

JOKE

'TIL YOU'RE THE ABJECT SHELL OF THE DUMB BITCH YOU USED TO BE

HA HAA- NO I'M JUST KIDDING

MAYBE YOU'D JUST BETTER GO FUCK YOURSELF

WHAT'S THIS 'PRICE OF LOVE' EXACTLY?

SOFTS

I'M ATTENTIVE

WHEN I WANT SEX BUT OTHERWISE PEEVISH AND MEAN

DAY IN, DAY OUT

KIDS! KIDS!

DON'T FRET ABOUT THE LONG TERM!

41-

I GUARANTEE YOU'LL BOTH BE DEAD INSIDE THE WEEK!

YAAAAY!

WOOO!

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Prick love for pricking
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all Juliets depicted are 18 years or older. No, seriously.