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EDUCATIONAL THRASHINGS!
WELL I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO LEARN PIANO
Sooo- HERE TO LEARN CARPENTRY ARE YOU?
SLAP!
QUALITY WHIPPINGS, DESIGNED TO TEACH YOU ANY LESSON
NO! YOU'VE ALWAYS LOVED THE SMELL OF SAWDUST!
SLAP!
THIS PUMMELLING WILL MAKE YOU A MAESTRO IN NO TIME!
SAY IT! SAY "I LOVE WOODWORK"
NO, PIANO
THAT'S REALLY HARROWING
WOODWORK IS BULLSHIT!
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!
IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW HOW I GOT INTO CARPENTRY, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE ASKED
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- One time I fell down a staircase and learned French