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Vorpal Blade

2013-12-01

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THEY SAY YOU HAVE A COCK SO POWERFULLY ENCHANTED IT MAKES A BITCH COME INSTANTLY

THAT'S TRUE BUT IT TURNS OUT IT'S NOT SO GREAT

I DON'T KNOW- IT'S ABOUT TO GET YOU SOME

AMAZING SEX

*SIGH* OKAAAAY

AAAAAAAH!" HOLYSHITTING CUMFUCKING

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CUNTGASM!

SEE? NOW I'M

AH GOD- ENOUGH THAT'S ALL I CAN TAKE

LEFT WITH A HUGE ERECTION AND BITTER REGRETS!

WHINING... NOW? YOU CAN... JUST JERK OFF...

AW, QUIT YOUR

OH CAN I

AAAAAAAH! HOLYSHITTING CUMFUCKING HANDGASM!

YOU SEE THAT? NOW MY STUPID ARM'S GONE TO SLEEP

STUPID WISH DOLLY

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Go down on me if you’re having dentistry done. Your mouth will be numb for hours.