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I WORRY THAT I'M NOT A FULLY-ROUNDED PERSON BECAUSE I'VE NEVER SUCKED A DICK

SO THAT'S MY NEW YEARS' RESOLUTION

UH, HOW LONG DO YOU THINK IT TAKES?

SO THAT

TIME'S FOR WHAT? MENTAL PREPARATION?

NO. I'M DOING TWO HOURS OF INTENSIVE YOGA EVERY DAY

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HAVE A COCK CUM IN MY MOUTH WITHIN 12 MONTHS

COME NEW YEARS' IEVE IF I HAVEN'T SUCKED SOMEONE ELSE'S PENIS I'LL DO MY OWN

I DON'T EXPECT THE ACTUAL COCKSUCKING TO LAST ALL YEAR

LATER THAT EVENING

THANK FUCK. I CAN QUIT YOGA

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My goals aren’t unrealistically high but I am.

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