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Vespers

2021-12-05

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OH GOD OH GOD YES

HANDS APART!

TAKE YOUR HANDS APART!

OH FUCK GOD YES POUND ME! POUND ME TO PASTE!

FUCKING GOD YES RIGHT THERE IT'S SO GOOD

GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS APART!

IF YOU MUST SHOUT "OH GOD" DURING SEX DON'T DO IT WITH YOUR HANDS TOGETHER BECAUSE THAT'S PRAYING

OH FUCK YEAH EAT MY ASSHOLE

GOD'S GETTING REAL CRANKY LISTENING TO YOUR SHIT

Alt text
palm to palm and shout your psalm
Tooltip
Before praying, decide on a call-sign. "Big Papa" is taken.