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Vaginesque

2013-09-29

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OOHYEAH- YOUR PUSSY FEELS SO GOOD!

YOU KNOW- LIKE PUSSY 'ROUND YOUR COCK

ACTUALLY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE

WELL LET ME SEE... PUSSY ON YOUR COCK IS A LOT LIKE MOUTH OR ANUS ON YOUR COCK

IN WHAT WAY?

WELL, YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE IN BED ON A COLD NIGHT BUT YOU REALLY NEED TO PEE?

DESCRIBE IT IN TERMS OF EXPERIENCES I'VE HAD

BUT YOU SAY "NAH FUCK IT- I'M WETTING THE BED" AND FOR A FLEETING MOMENT YOU'RE LYING IN WARM PISS, KING OF THE WORLD

YEAH, NOT HELPFUL

YOU'RE SLEEPING IN THE BARN

THEN THE PISS TURNS COLD AND YOU REGRET EVERYTHING

THAT'S WHAT PUSSY'S LIKE

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Try not to use analogies during sex. They bring their own problems.