the underwoods
THEY PROWL THESE WOODS AT NIGHT
LONG LIMBS SINUOUS, MOUTHS WET, SHEER BODY-SUITS REVEALING MORE THAN
THEY CONCEAL
I... WHAT?
THE LINGERIE
SELL YOU UNDERWEAR THAT REALLY DOESN'T SIT
LINGERIE BOY!
UNDERTHINGS!
MODELS,
WELL ON YOUR BODY
BOY!
THEY'LL CONFUSE AND ENTRANCE
YOU!
SELL YOU WHAT?
...NO, THAT LOOKS GREAT
THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID TOO
HOW CAN I NOT?
ON YOU
I MEAN, THE BOOTS ARE SORT OF WEIRD
WELL YOU CAN'T COMPARE YOURSELF TO MODELS
DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE COBBLERS
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- Habitats are shrinking and lingerie reflects this
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- You'd expect forest lingerie models to have more bush