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Unattainable

2013-03-03

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WOW.

YOU ARE A THANKS! FANCY LADY

SERIOUSLY- YOU'RE FANCY LIKE A GAY PEACOCK THREESOME

OH NOOO- YOU'RE OUT OF MY LEAGUE. YOU'D SCOFF AT WHAT I CALL SEX

PLEASE. EVERYONE THINKS I'M TOO FANCY FOR THEM- I CAN'T GET LAID!

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ANYWHERE! DO ME MISSIONARY! SHIT IN MY MOUTH! ANYTHING! I'M BEGGING!

HOW ABOUT YOU FUCK ME, THEN?

SEE, THAT SHOULD SOUND TRASHY BUT YOU MAKE IT SEEM... REFINED. SO, NO. SORRY.

I CAN IMAGINE. I HONESTLY WOULDN'T KNOW WHERE TO PUT MY COCK

PLEASE, WISHING DOLLY- I TAKE IT BACK. I WANT TO BE UGLY AGAIN

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Elegance is an ice cream flavour.
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I like to be scoffed at during sex, actually. Hot.