Trouser snake
OOO! IS IT NORMALLY THIS BIG?
NO, IT'S SWOLLEN FROM THE VENOM
FUCK!
I THOUGHT WE WERE DOING A "SUCK OUT THE POISON" THING
YEAH, IT'S REALLY PAINFUL
BUT WORST CASE, DO YOU WANT TO DIE FUCKING OR NOT FUCKING?
BUT A SNAKE ACTUALLY DID BITE YOUR DICK, RIGHT?
WELL QUICK! LIE ON THE TABLE- I'M TOTALLY GETTING ON THAT!
WHERE DO I PUT MY CLOTHES?
AND THAT WILL SAVE ME?
MAYBE!
ANYWHERE! I'LL JUST BURN THEM WITH YOUR BODY
FACT! IT'S NOT NECROPHILIA IF HE WAS ALIVE WHEN THE SEX STARTED
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- don't be too proud to spit the venom out.
- Tooltip
- Where did the trouser snake make its nest before there were trousers? Nobody knows.