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2024-06-04

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I AM THE SEXY SPIRIT OF THE FOREST

00- BECAUSE IT'S SPRING?

FUCK, I DUNNO- YOU WANT TO READ A CALENDAR OR ARE WE FUCKING?

UUUUGH

I AM THE SPIRIT OF CAUTION!

AND I REALLY WANT

TO FUCK

WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH CAUTION?

STOP!

NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE!

AWWW SHIT

AND LET

ME GUESS- YOU WANT

WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, YOU LITTLE SHIT?

STOP!

TO FUCK?

I AM THE SPIRIT OF MAKING SENSE!

WELL YEAH BUT I'M ONLY INTO ANAL

FUCK OFF SPIRIT OF CAUTION

SEE THAT MAKES SENSE TO ME

I, TOO, REALLY WANT TO FUCK

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Bring sturdy footwear, lube.
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I never did read that calendar