Tips, Advice, Ideas
PENIS IN PENIS OUT
WRITE THE ALPHABET!
TRUST THE PROCESS
GIVE HER A COMPLIMENT!
OH MY GOD!
SHE CAME SO HARD SHE BLURTED THE LOCATION OF HER TREASURE!
I... LIKE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH THE PLACE
THE BLUE VASE DIVIDES THE SPACE ELEGANTLY, DRAWING THE VIEWER INTO THE ROOM
EEEEYAAAAAGH!
BE MORE SPECIFIC
WHAT? I TOLD YOU CONFIDENCE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
GOTTA
GO!
RE-BURY HER TREASURE.
BYE!
TEN PACES WEST OF THE WILLOW TREE!
SHE'S GONE TO
WOMEN DO THAT
I CAN'T
BELIEVE MY SEX TIPS ACTUALLY WORKED!
THAT'S LIKE ADMITTING I'M A SCAM ARTIST
YOU HAVE NO MORE CREDIBILITY
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- the X-spot is where many women bury their treasure
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- Catch Sex Cricket’s regular column in Cosmopolitan