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Threnody

2015-05-31

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THIS

SOON

PUDDING IS IT WILL

DELICIOUS!

BE YOUR TOMB!

UH, THAT'S

NOT TRUE, IS IT?

NO, IT'S A

THAT WILL BE YOUR TOMB!

SHOULD I GO?

LIE

NO, I'M FLIRTING WITH YOU

IN THE HOPE THAT MY VAGINA CAN BE A TOMB!

000

FOR YOUR PENIS!

I MADE A SHROUD! WE CAN DO SPEECHES ABOUT HOW GREAT YOUR PENIS WAS

IN ITS TOMB!

WILL WE WEEP?

MEW-HEW

SADDER!

HEW-HEW

HEWWW

INCONSOLABLY

THEN BURY ITS POOR STIFF

BODY

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Gnashing of teeth. Tearing of cloth.
Tooltip
now write your name on the headstone with your tongue