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Three Kings

2018-12-23

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SEASONAL GOOD WILL TO ALL!

TO ALL? NO NO NO!

YOU NEED TO MEET STRICT STANDARDS TO RECEIVE GOOD WILL

YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING!

NOTHING'S WAAAAY TOO GOOD FOR THE NAUGHTY

YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKED

SWEARING. YOU'RE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST

THOSE ON THE 'NAUGHTY' LIST GET NOTHING

THE DEVIL WASN'T ALREADY ON YOUR NAUGHTY LIST?

NAH, I'M NOT VERY RIGOROUS, TO BE HONEST

THEY NEED HORRIFIC TORTURE FOR A BILLION YEARS AT A MINIMUM!

PEACE AND LOVE TO THOSE WHO COMPLY WITH OUR CONDITIONS

HEH. ME NEITHER

AND TO THOSE WHO SNEAK IN UNNOTICED

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Bitcoins in your christmas pudding
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Halloween is the devil's holiday and even bad kids get candy.