Oglaf Search · All strips

Legend of the Sitter

2019-08-18

Read the strip on oglaf.com →

YOU REGULARLY DEFRAUD THE ELDERLY!

0600

T

A SQUEEZE OF LEMON STABILISES THE EGG WHITES!

I HAVE SAT IN YOUR WARM PATCH

YOU FUCKED GREG AT THE BACHELOR PARTY!

YOU FED THE BODIES TO WILD DOGS!

A I NOW KNOW ALL YOUR SECRETS

Mand

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANY OF YOUR SECRETS

Alt text
based on I thought I often have on public transport
Tooltip
formerly the baby sitter