Theodicy
THE GODS GAVE ME THIS JAR AND FORBADE ME TO OPEN IT
EVIL EVIL EVIL
HOW DO WE PROTECT FUTURE GENERATIONS FROM THE EVIL?
LET'S BUILD A DUNGEON FULL OF FIENDISH TRAPS AND SEXY ENCOUNTERS TO PROTECT IT!
COULD WE THROW IT IN A VOLCANO?
THEY MIGHT NOT HAVE OUR LANGUAGE OR
SOOTHSAYING
TECHNOLOGY
FUCK YOU!
SO I TOOK IT TO A SEER FOR A READING WE RELEASE EVILS IN SELECTED ENEMY CITIES TO PROVE WE CAN
THIS ISN'T A FUCKING WEAPON- IT'S A CURSE!
I'M TAKING MY JAR BACK!
WHAT IF WE OPEN IT BUT INSIDE A BIGGER JAR?
HAAAA! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WORKED!
IF YOU WANT EVIL WHY NOT JUST RELEASE IT YOURSELF?
THEN DEMAND THE ENTIRE WORLD'S SURRENDER
MAYBE THAT'S JUST A MATTER OF PERSPECTIVE
IT'S NOT YOURS ANY MORE!
SKGISH
IT'S SO MUCH WORSE IF IT'S THEIR FAULT
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