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The Crimp

2019-03-10

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WHEN THE GODS MADE PEOPLE THEY ALSO MADE AN INVISIBLE WORM THAT TETHERS ITSELF TO US AS WE'RE BORN

I'VE DONE A SERIES OF QUESTS AND STAND NOW IN THE REALM OF THE SKYWIFE

WHAT MATTERS IS TODAY I KILL THE WORM

IT'S CALLED THE SKYWIFE AND IT KEEPS US LIMITED. HOBBLED SO WE CAN NEVER BE A THREAT TO THE GODS

THEY DIDN'T TELL ME... YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL...

I WON'T BORE YOU WITH THE DETAILS

TODAY HUMANITY BECOMES FREE

JUST GOT THIS WEIRD FEELING THAT SOMEBODY'S FUCKING MY WIFE

WOW. ME TOO

Alt text
it's the parasite that drinks your time
Tooltip
If the gods were less insecure they'd let us be better. Say nice things about gods.