Cadaver Synod
I ACCUSE THE FORMER PONTIFF OF PERJURY AND FRAUD!
WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT, "YOUR HOLINESS"?
I SAY "YOU GOT ME"
OBJECTION! I DON'T BELIEVE HIS HOLINESS IS SPEAKING AT ALL!
I SUSPECT THE PROSECUTION IS USING...
NECROMANCY!
AW! YOU GOT US! I WAS MAGICALLY PUPPETEERING THE POPE ALL ALONG
ALL MY POSSESSIONS ARE FORFEIT!
INCIDENTALLY, I DO CONJUGAL VISITS WITH DEAD LOVED ONES
I'LL BE IN THE CATACOMBS THIS
EVENING
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- based on a true story!
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- Necromancy may look romantic to outsiders, but actually it's mostly digging