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sweetmeats

2010-07-11

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AAAAH, APPRENTICE- I HAVE CROSSED OCEANS OF TIME TO BE WITH YOU

IN WHAT? SOME KIND OF TIME BOAT?

NO! THERE'S NO SUCH FUCKING THING AS A TIME BOAT!

YOU-WHAT YOU DO IS YOU GET A BIG CLOCK- A GRANDFATHER CLOCK

YOU LAY IT DOWN, YOU OPEN THE DOOR AND PADDLE IT... LIKE...

AAAAH,

CRÈME BRÛLÉE- I HAVE CROSSED OCEANS OF BEEF TO BE WITH YOU

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Alt text
It's time to butcher the sugar cow
Tooltip
sweeter than sweetbreads