Sourdough
BEFORE SEX, PUT A LOAF OF BREAD IN THE OVEN
TIME THINGS so IT'S READY JUST AS YOUR LOVER COMES
SOON THEY'LL COME TO ASSOCIATE THE SMELL OF BREAD WITH AROUSAL...
...AND KEEP GETTING KICKED OUT OF BAKERIES
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M
ani
WHICH WILL SERVE THEM RIGHT FOR LEAVING YOU
FOR BEING WEIRD AND MANIPULATIVE
ALSO, POSTCOITAL FRESH BREAD
YAAY!
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