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2019-09-29

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AS TRADITION DICTATES, I PLACE THE SORTING HAT ON YOUR HEAD...

OH NO! A CARNIVOROUS MURDER CHAPEAU HAS REPLACED THE SORTING HAT!

YEAH, YOU KEEP SAYING THAT BUT YOU DON'T STOP PUTTING IT ON THE KIDS' HEADS

WELL, YES. TRADITION IS IMPORTANT

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Probably best not to let accessories make life decisions for you.