Soft News
FACT COCK! FACT COCK! FACT COCK!
FACT- WOMEN ARE NATURALLY POLYGAMOUS
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
FACT-A KNOB OF GINGER IN YOUR BUTT FIXES PREMATURE EJACULATION
FACT-SAYING 'DADDY ISSUES' MAKES YOU SEEM SMART
NKFSNRK. FT. WHA?
FACT-YOU ARE AMAZINGLY GOOD AT SEX
COME ON! THAT'S...
YOU NEED TO CHANGE YOUR HAIRCUT OFTEN TO KEEP THEM INTERESTED
10005
LIIK
THESE AREN'T FACTS YOU STUPID COCK
A HUGE TALKING PENIS VISITED ME LAST NIGHT
NOOOT EVEN LISTENING
IT MIGHT HAVE MISTOOK ME FOR ONE. I THINK THEY HAVE REALLY BAD EYESIGHT
GOSH! I THOUGHT THEY MOSTLY SPOKE
AND
DADDY
TO TEENAGE BOYS
ISSUES
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