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WE GET THE HOTTEST FARM HANDS TO REAM THE FILTHY EARTH
IT TAKES WAY LONGER THAN IT NEEDS TO
THEN WE REAP THE FUCK OUT OF IT
ALL TO MAKE A LOAF THAT...
WITH A PLOW SHAPED LIKE A DICK
WE WERE SURE IT WAS GOING TO BE EROTIC SOMEHOW
WE'RE FUCKED. WE'RE THE NON-SEXY KIND OF FUCKED
CLOTHES
THE WHEAT GETS PLENTY OF LUBE
IN DEEPLY IMPRACTICAL
WHAT?
SLUTFARM BAKERY. PLEASE. DO A SEXY FARM A FAVOUR
...TASTES NO DIFFERENT TO REGULAR BREAD
THANKS MAN. THAT MEANS
A LOT
UNLESS WE CAN SELL PITY BREAD
I FUCK LOTS OF PEOPLE I'M NOT ATTRACTED TO OUT OF PITY
BUY TEN LOAVES AND I'LL FUCK YOU
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- I'm a crop top
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- Is it just me or is that soil looking fertile?