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Simon Settles Down

2009-05-17

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OKAY- YOU GET A WISH, BUT HERE'S THE THING-

IF YOU DON'T WISH FOR A SUCK OF MY COCK...

...I CUT YOUR LEGS OFF

SLAP SLAP SLAP

UMM-

THUS BEGINS THE REIGN

OF

SIMON

THE

LEGLESS

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