Beginners' guide to siege warfare
WE'RE THROUGH PLAYING NICE!
WE DIE
BEFORE WE SUBMIT!
SURRENDER NOW OR WE FLING BARRELS OF CURSED WASTE FROM A SORCERER'S WORKSHOP!
UH... WE'RE GOING TO GET SOME SLIGHTLY-LESS CURSED BARRELS AND TRY AGAIN
BROOME
KRAKOW!
I'LL PASS THAT ON
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- don't fight dirtier than you're willing to clean up after
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- Book big-name musical acts so the besieged think it might be a festival