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shaft

2010-12-12 · 4 pages

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YOU

SQUANDER YOUR OPPORTUNITIES

OF

ARR REGRET

LIZARD oF GUILT

ROPE OF UNTYING

FOOONT!

AAAAAARGH!

OHMYGOD! I'M SO SORRY! I'M SO SORRY!

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not enough words use a triple 'o'
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the 'maker of labels' was another tribute

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BRRK!

TOONT

NMNGNNGN

FUCK... I WAS... MEANT TO BE GUARDING THAT

NOOOOO FUCK! FUUUUCK!

FOOONTL

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teach your minions first aid
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deadlier than the 'cudgel of sympathy'

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APPRENTICE! IT WAS THE APPRENTICE!,

AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOOOOOU!

EAT SHIT! LOVE.

LIZARD OF GUILT

ALL THE APPRENTICE'S FAULT!

ASSASSINS

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escaping in your own confusion
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the 'window of opportunity' isn't one of the tributes

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THE TINY MONSTER KILLED THE GUARD AND WENT BERSERK!

YES, THEY'LL DO THAT. PROBABLY IT WILL TIRE ITSELF OUT AND BE BACK BY DAWN

HA HAAA- PROBABLY!

IT WILL NEVER COME OFF

SHUT

IT WON'T COME OFF

WHO KNOWS WHERE IT IS NOW!

UP!

SHUT UP!

THEY'LL KNOW AND THEY'LL SKIN YOU FOR BOOTS! SHUT THE FUCK

ALSO, YOU KILLED ME THAT WAS GRAVITY!

UP!

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keep scrubbing
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a pair of gloves could have saved Lady Macbeth