Shaft of Drama

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ACCORDING TO MY STUDIES, A FEELING OF EMOTIONAL CONNECTION IS IMPORTANT TO THE AROUSAL OF MANY WOMEN.

AFT AMA

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SO I'M SELLING ENCHANTED SEX TOYS, WITH PERSONALITIES FOR LADIES TO CONNECT TO!

SHIT, LADY! NO SHOCK YOU CAN'T GET A REAL HUMAN TO FUCK YOU! I HOPE YOUR CUNT LOOKS BETTER THAN YOUR FACE!

SEE? SEE? ALREADY AN EMOTIONAL EXCHANGE!

FUCK,

I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE SPECIFIC ON THE SURVEY

WHAT? FUCK OFF BACK TO YOUR BOX, YOU LITTLE SHITLIP

AS EMOTIONS GO, CONTEMPT ISN'T A REAL SEXY ONE

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let's just communicate in grunts and whimpers.

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I hate arguing with my dildo, but I love the make-up sex.