Sexy Pirate adventures
I'M POOR BUT REALLY HOT
...GET RICH OR UGLY!
THAT DON'T SEEM RIGHT!
I'M OFF TO...
OH MY GOD- THE ADOPTED ONE IS REALLY HOT
SEXY PIRATE ADVENT URES
MY PENIS IS SMALL BUT INCREDIBLY ACCURATE
OH NO! MY PUSSY'S GETTING WAY TOO WET!
AW
POP
AND WHY OVER WOULD
18!
YES! YES! FUCK! SHIT! I'M GONNA...
YOU MENTION
AAARGLERY ARGRYARG!
THAT?
SPLOOSH
NOT TODAY
wowo
HELP ME, CAPTAIN MIMIC
OH WOW- YOU'RE FULL OF GOLD
DUH
GOT TO GO DIG UP THE KIDS
RICH!
- Alt text
- drawn on painkillers
- Tooltip
- Captain Mimic was later pardoned and became a breakfast cereal mascot.