Secret admirer

KO

Dear Sir or Madam, I have admired you from afar for some time. You are a tiny speck in the distance to me, but I have become convinced that you are hot. My moist lips ache for your cock and/or clitoris. Sincerely, Mystery Lady

Pardon, Sir, the haste with which this missive is written, but I fear I must finish fast before courage drains from my shaking hand. I write to you of matters most pressing and specifically of your huge throbbing cock. Unless its shiny purple glans explodes onto my ample cleavage this very evening, I fear I will no longer be able to focus on my fencing lessons.

- Mme Gargler

L

DEAR IVAN,

I AM A PONY. A BEAUTIFUL PRANCING PONY. I'M EXACTLY THE KIND OF THING THAT GETS YOU HORNY, AREN'T I? WELL You MAKE ME SICK. IF I EVER MEET YOU IN PERSON, I WILL STAMP YOU TO DEATH WITH MY SHINY LITTLE HOOVES, WHILE MY LUSTROUS MANE BLOWS SLOWLY IN THE WARM, BLOSSOM-SCENTED BREEZE. I LOVE YOU.

'BESSY'

Dear Ivan, Just a quick note to tell that

you

you

are gay Sincerely, your Cock...

ME NEXT! I'VE GOT ONE!