salty tales
SEA WITCHES, SON- THEY'VE SENT MANY A FINE LAD TO HIS END
AT FIRST IT DON'T SEEM LIKE NOTHING-ONE WILL BRUSH UP AGAINST THE OTHER-
DEFT FINGERS SET SAIL TO AFT OF THE MIZZEN!
SHE'S SIGHING LIKE A CLIPPER WITH FOUR SHEETS OUT!
BUT THAT WEREN'T NO ACCIDENT AND SHE KNOWS IT!
SHE HAULS DOWN THE BOWSPRIT AND REALLY STARTS TO CLEAT THE BUNTLINES!
UM, SORRY-
IS THIS A SEAFARING TALE OR ARE YOU JUST MASTURBATING UNDER THE TABLE?
ARR-YE'VE GUESSED ME TERRIBLE SECRET. NEVER BEEN NEAR A BOAT IN ME LIFE.
- Alt text
- Sea witches live on the sand, but you can't call them that
- Tooltip
- Let me get out of these wet clothes and into some different wet clothes