Rite of Passage
SOMEWHERE WITHIN THIS LOG LIES A VENOMOUS BOG BEAST. WHEN YOU STICK YOUR PENIS INTO A HOLE, YOU WILL BECOME A MAN
NOT ALL PASS THE TEST! MANY DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH!
SCREW THAT THEN! I'M NOT TAKING YOUR STUPID TEST!
CONGRATULATIONS! BY REFUSING THE FALSE TEST, YOU HAVE BECOME A MAN!
OK
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YOU MAY CELEBRATE BY FUCKING YOUR NEW WIFE
IS THAT JUST A PAPER MACHE WOMAN WITH A BOG BEAST INSIDE?
OOOH! DOUBLE PASS! YOU'VE TOTALLY NAILED THE MANHOOD TEST!
OH
AAH!
BOG BEAST!
AAH,
KIDS
HERE'S YOUR MAN KIT, FULL OF AWESOME STUFF!
OI
FUCK 'EM
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- The forest planet has frozen forests at its poles.
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- Leave the bog beasts alone. They don't like it.