The Return of Mistertique
IT IS I! MISTERTIQUE! GREATEST LADIES' MAN IN THE WORLD!
BUT...
WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE A WOMAN?
WHAAAT? DOES LACE BELONG TO WOMEN? WOULD YOU DENY TINY HEARTS AND BOWS TO HALF THE WORLD?
LET GO OF YOUR PRE- CONCEPTIONS! OPEN YOUR MIND AND THEN YOUR LEGS!
YOU'RE RIGHT! LET ME OFFER YOU A VAGINA-BASED APOLOGY!
HAA! GOT YOUR CLIT!
M
I WONDER IF THE WORLD'S SECOND GREATEST LADIES' MAN ACTUALLY PUTS OUT
- Alt text
- Mysterious Manpanties!
- Tooltip
- the third greatest ladies man doesn't get an apostrophe. He's a man made out of ladies.