Relatable Characters
I SHOULD BE AT HOME BEING A BETTER FATHER TO MY KIDS
GO HOME AND RAISE YOUR CHILDREN, THEN
NO NO, SEE- THIS IS THE DADBLADE
I WILL NOT DIE HERE!
IF MY CHILDREN ARE FATHERLESS THEY'LL GROW UP JUST... LIKE... ME...
OR STOP WHINING ABOUT IT
THE MORE A SAD DAD I AM, THE STRONGER IT BECOMES
HAVE YOU TOLD YOUR KIDS YOU FEEL THIS WAY?
AH NO! WE'RE DOOMED!
NAH THAT'S JUST SWORD TALK
I DON'T ACTUALLY GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THEM
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- the dadblade was discovered in a really big toolbox.
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- I need you to shout "who's your daddy?" and then be absent.