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Caverns of the Regional Goblin Manager

2020-02-23

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I'M A 14TH LEVEL WIZARD EMBARKING ON AN ADVENTURE FOR BEGINNERS

UUUGH. FRIENDSHIP.

I'M JUST PUNCHING THE GOBLINS. LITTLE FUCKS AREN'T WORTH A FIREBALL

BECAUSE OF FRIENDSHIP

CAN I FUCK THE CLERIC WITHOUT HAVING TO BELIEVE IN GOD?

THAT'S HOW

THEY GETCHA

AW YEAH, BABY. THAT'S HOW WE GETCHA

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This whole adventure was a bad experience. I got bad experience points.