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Reflections

2018-10-28

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MIRROR, MIRROR WHO'S THE FAIREST?

HA HAAA- NO, BUT SERIOUSLY

WOW, SHE'S SO PRETTY.

DON'T YOU THINK SHE'S PRETTY?

YOU ARE, MY QUEEN

BRING UP THE IMAGES OF FAIR BABES

AH SHIT! WHAT TIME IS IT?

OOOH NO- TOTALLY HORSE-FACED

SHE'S STRIKING, I GUESS BUT YOU WOULDN'T SAY CLASSICALLY BEAUTIFUL

FUUUUUCK! I WAS SUPPOSED TO OPEN THAT KINDERGARTEN TODAY!

THEY'RE CALLING YOU THE WICKED QUEEN, MA'AM

DO YOU THINK I COULD WEAR THAT?

WELL THAT'S JUST REALLY HURTFUL

100000

ELEVEN

THIRTY, MA'AM

ARE THEY

PISSED?

THEY DON'T REALISE HOW HARD MY JOB IS

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So my magic mirror doesn't get mouthy, I keep a disco ball in view.