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Rattlesnake

2020-11-29

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FOOLS! YOU WILL DIE IN THE LAIR OF THE INFANTURGE!

THE WHAT?

FOOLS! IT MEANS

I COMMAND BABY VERSIONS OF YOU!

RISE MY PRETTIES!

COMMIT ADULTICIDE!

LOOKIT'EM! LIKE YOU BUT SMOL!

TUNG

FZZT

THOK

...UP 'TIL NOW EVERYONE'S FOUND THEM TOO CUTE TO KILL

SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT EVERYBODY IS AN IDIOT?

SO THE BABIES

EAT THEM

WELL YEAH, BUT I'M AN INFANTURGE

UNDERESTIMATING PEOPLE IS MY JOB

Alt text
tykes with spikes
Tooltip
Children are the future, unless you kill them.