Ranger Ron's Wilderness survival guide
A BIVOUAC LIKE THIS CAN BE ASSEMBLED QUICKLY w AND WILL PROTECT YOU FROAAAAAAARGH!
ALWAYS CHECK FOR GIANT EAGLE NESTS WHEN SETTING UP YOUR BIVOOOOUUUAAAAAAAIYEE!
FLASH FLOODS CAN HAPPEN IN GULLIES EVEN
WHEN IT'S NOT ROUAARRGFFFNN
COOK THE BLOOD OUT OF YOUR GAME OR ELSE CEREBRAL PARASITES CAN...
THE WILDERNESS IS FULL OF DANGEROUS
SHIT
SURVIVE IT BY NOT BEING THERE
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- the wilds should try combing its hair
- Tooltip
- Ranger Ron is an honorary level 12 ranger from reading books about the wilderness