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2024-09-29

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BRADEN

DUCK

YOU'VE FORGOTTEN THE TRUE MEANING OF SEX

WHAT? BABIES?

EW. NO. IT'S GOOD TIMES, WEIRD NOISES AND GETTING THROWN OUT OF RESTAURANTS

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YAY!

NOW GATHER 'ROUND THE FUCKMAS TREE AND I'LL TELL YOU STORIES OF GOD GETTING PEOPLE PREGNANT

I'M THE GOD OF SEX

NOW I THINK ABOUT IT, ALL MY SEX MOVES ARE STOLEN

FUCKMAS SEEMS PRETTY DERIVATIVE

WHY WOULD I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ORIGINALITY?

I ENCOURAGE THAT

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Manifesting with a manifesto
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They’re not really stolen, I guess, it’s more joy-riding