prowess
I MEAN, IT WASN'T BAD OR ANYTHING
BUT I'D HEARD YOU WERE REALLY REALLY GOOD, IS ALL
SO I GOT THIS AMULET OF MAKING PEOPLE SAY YOU'RE AWESOME IN BED EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE NOT
OH, THAT'LL BE THE AMULET
YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. FEEL FREE NOT TO FALL FOR ITS WILES
THAT'S FUCKED
UP!
WHAT?
I WANTED AN AMULET OF SEXUAL PROWESS BUT IT TURNS OUT THERE'S NO SUCH THING
...AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE HOW GOOD HE IS IN BED!
YES, I'VE HAD HIM TOO AND I HEARTILY CONCUR
- Alt text
- Like a lioness, except a prow.
- Tooltip
- He should have bought the ring of low standards and asked her to wear it.