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2023-09-24

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SO, FULL DISCLOSURE- I'M AN ENEMY SPY

MY ORDERS ARE TO FUCK ANYBODY MILITARY AND GATHER INFORMATION

I HEAR THAT A LOT BUT I'M DUBIOUS

THAT'S EXACTLY THE KIND OF THING YOU COULD BLURT OUT DURING SEX

SECRETS! TELL ME SECRETS!

BUT... THE WAR ENDED YEARS AGO

SOME MORNINGS

I FUCK A GRAPEFRUIT

NO IT DID-I WAS INFANTRY, MY UNIT GOT DEMOBILISED, NOW I'M A GATE GUARD

THE SLICK VEINY COCK TWITCHED ON THE EDGE OF CLIMAX. I SHRIEKED IN EXQUISITE AGONY AS BODY-SHAKING ORGASMS WRACKED MY SWEATY FLESH. HE GURGLED AND THRASHED AS HOT RIBBONS OF CUM SPLASHED MY SENSATIONAL TITS. SOMEBODY SAID SOMETHING ABOUT ORANGES

YOU'LL GET A MEDAL FOR THIS

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Don’t blow my cover
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This mission was top secret but I bottom secret too