Proverbs 7
and behold, there met him a woman with the attire of an harlot, and subtil of heart... she caught him and kissed him and with an impudent face said unto him... I have decked my bed with coverings of tapestry, with carved works, with fine linen of Egypt. I have perfumed my bed with myrrh, aloes and cinnamon. Come let us take our fill of love until the morning: let us solace ourselves with loves.
I MEAN I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO FUCK A GINGERBREAD MAN
SORRY, YOU'VE PUT CINNAMON ON YOUR BED?
AND ALOES AND MYRRH
FUCK YOU
I'M GOING HOME
SO YOU'RE ASKING IF I WANT TO HAVE SEX IN CINNAMON?
JUST ROLL ABOUT LIKE A PAIR OF SEX DONUTS
LEAVE YOUR SPICES IN THE KITCHEN
IT'S REALLY NOT THAT MUCH CINNAMON
DON'T
WASTE YOUR HARLOT ATTIRE ON IDIOTS
I'LL SWEEP UP THE FUCKING CINNAMON
THERE'S NO REAL MORAL TO THIS PROVERB
BUT THIS FEELS DUMB
THAT'S THE LESSON FROM THIS PROVERB
THAT'S MY TAKE-AWAY
IT SHOULD BE IN THE BOOK OF RECIPES BUT THE BIBLE DOESN'T HAVE ONE
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- cinnamon is proverbial and anti-inflammatory
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