One sleep 'til Princemas
EVERY DAY I WISH FOR MY PRINCE, BUT HE JUST DOESN'T COME
FUCK THAT GUY!
WAIT, WAIT,WAIT! I'M THINKIN'... FUKKEN INDUCED
COMA!
FUKKENZ YEAH!!
WE PUT YOU IN A SWEET FUKKEN MAGICAL SLEEP!
NO MORE WAITING, NO MORE SINGING! IT'S FUKKEN WIN-WIN!
OHMYGOODNESS, THANK YOU!
YOU'LL ALL BE DUKES WHEN I'M QUEEN!
PRINCE FUCKSTICKS WAKES YOU WHENEVER HE COMES PAST!
WHATEVER ARE YOU SAYING?
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- A crown would protect you from that
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- We got your royal wedding special right here, pal.