potion of girlfriend
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WHAT CAN
GOD
WE DO NOW?
YES!
ANAL!
REALLY? OKAY, WE NEED LOTION OR OIL
ANAL
OR SOMETHING
DOESN'T COUNT!
FUCK!
W... WHAT?
THE SIGNAL... MY FRIENDS ARE OUTSIDE WAITING FOR A VIRGIN
IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE YOU! I CAN GET ANOTHER VIRGIN!
YOU ON'T
TO THIS"
WHY DO YOUR FRIENDS...
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- In which nobody gets much
- Tooltip
- add 'littering' to the murder charges
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OKAY! IT'S OKAY! I'LL BE LATE, BUT...
ARE THEY YOUR FRIENDS?
"ANAL DOESN'T COUNT"
ENJOY BEING
AND I NEARLY
BUTCHERED, ASSHOLE!
WAIT! WAIT- WHAT?
FELL FOR IT!
FELICIA
YOU'RE... A TRAP!
A...
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- In which a potion is used as a lotion
- Tooltip
- I like your fishtank full of heads- no, wait
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£3
OH ALEX, YOU'RE THE ONLY BOY I'VE EVER LOVED
HUSH.
DON'T RUIN THIS MOMENT
'IVAN'
111
www
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- Montage. At last.
- Tooltip
- Dance like nobody's watching. By which I mean 'naked'
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MILITIA! NOBODY MOVE!
DA H
THERE WERE TWO! WHERE'S THE SECOND ONE?
GUYS! GUYS! WHERE'S THE FIRST ONE?
WHAT'S GOING ON? WHERE'S FELICIA?
WHERE'S THE MOTHER-NOTHING FIRST SLUT?!
I WARN YOU- YOU'RE MESSING WITH THE POWER OF LOVE!
KAFF KAFF
IF YOU'VE LAID A FINGER ON HER THERE'LL BE TROUBLE!
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- In which everyone bares their weapon.
- Tooltip
- You people all shop at hot topic, right?