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Pork Chisel

2009-10-11

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NAH!

JUST KIDDING! I'M A SCULPTOR! YOU CAN

I MAKE STATUES

WHAT GREAT IDEA!

FUCK!

WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?

PLEASE HELP USSSSS

I HAVE A CURSED PENIS.

GOSH! REALLY?

IF I COME IN SOMEONE, THEY TURN TO MARBLE.

DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?

NOPE. JUST WHISTLING LOUDLY.

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her skin was like marble and so was her hair