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2016-08-07

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BARBER SURGEON

OPEN ALL NIGHT!

WHOAH! WHOAH! THIS ISN'T A FLIM-FLAM

I CAN'T GIVE YOU A STYLE FOR A

FUNSY PARLOUR! CONDITION YOU

DON'T HAVE

OH.

WELL, WHAT'S THIS ONE FOR?

SO YOU SHOULD GET NAKED UP ON THE MOUNTAIN

I'LL HAVE THIS ONE, THANKS

OKAY! NOW ROLL AROUND IN THE...

THAT'S MY MEDICAL ADVICE!

THESE ARE MEDICINAL HAIRCUTS!

C

DDD

THAT WOULD BE UNETHICAL

DROPSY, GOUT AND FROSTBITE

WHO DOES YOUR HAIR, SNOW BEAST?

'CAUSE SERIOUSLY, 'FILTHY AND MATTED' WENT OUT YEARS AGO

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Shaved sides and blood-loss
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Can you recommend a flim-flam funsy parlour?