Pixie dust
THE BAD-AT-SEX FAIRY THE SAME FAIRY TURNED MY DICK INTO A SCONCE
TURNED MY VAGINA INTO A SPARROW
OOO! MAYBE IF WE TOUCH THEM TOGETHER...
DON'T YOU SEE? I DIDN'T MAKE YOU BAD AT SEX- I CAME BECAUSE YOU ARE
SO NOW I'M REALLY BAD AT SEX
YAAAAAY!
MAYBE WE COULD DO SOMETHING ELSE. PLAY HORSESHOES?
OKAY BUT I'M REEAL BAD AT HORSESHOES
BUT NOW YOU CAN FUCK EACH OTHER AND NOT RUIN SEX FOR ANYBODY GOOD! NOW, I'M GOING TO PUT A CURSE ON YOU BUT BELIEVE ME- THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD
- Alt text
- it made the nest by itself.
- Tooltip
- turns out a sconce dick isn't as useful as you'd think.