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Sex Ed for Pirates

2017-07-09

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ONCE THE EGG IS FERTILISED, WHO CAN TELL ME WHERE IT GOES?

GIVE US A CLUE!

IS IT LAND OR SEA?

NOW, I REALLY NEED TO EMPHASISE

W-

ALRIGHT-WHO DID THAT?

THIS IS A DIAGRAM AND NOT A MAP

RIGHT! THAT'S IT!

WHO TOOK MY

ARRR-

WHAT

BLOODY PICTURE?

ARR- WE'LL NEVER FIND THIS CURSED CLITORIS

WHO DREW WHALES ON MY DIAGRAM?

KEEP DIGGING- THE SLY DOG MUST HAVE PUT IT SOMEWHERE

DIAGRAM?

Alt text
knowledge is the real treasure, unless there's real treasure
Tooltip
On completing the course, pirates are permitted to fly the womb-and-crossbones