Peg leg
CAPTAIN! WHY ARE YOU WALKING IN CIRCLES?
ARR, AM I?
I SEE THE PROBLEM- THAT AIN'T A LEG AT ALL BUT ME COCK
YARR-NO WONDER I'M SO HORNY
I'VE SWITCHED PROSTHESES BY ACCIDENT
YOUR WOODEN LEG! IT'S TINY!
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