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Overbite

2012-07-22

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SAVE US, CONJURER! A CRAZED BEAST RAMPAGES THROUGHS OUR STREETS!

BUT I'M A DENTIST NOT A FIGHT WIZARD!

USE YOUR DENTIST POWERS!

YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU USE YOUR CARPENTRY POWERS?

000

SHOOT FLAMING TEETH FROM

YOUR STICK

SHOOT FLAMING CUPBOARDS OUT

OR SOMETHING! OF YOUR CHISEL!

HA HAAA!

TURNS OUT THE BEAST WAS SUFFERING AN IMPACTED MOLAR!

BESPOKE FUCKS

I'M NOT A CARPENTER! I'M A FUCKSMITH!

I WOULD TOTALLY FUCK HIM

FUCKING DENTISTS

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And that's why we have this commemorative plaque.