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Old Saint Nick

2017-12-17

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HELLO SANTA! CAN I HAVE A SET OF WOODEN SOLDIERS?

OF COURSE YOU CAN!

ALL YOU NEED TO SAY IS "MY SOUL BELONGS TO SANTA WHEN I DIE"

SURE!

I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S IN IT FOR SANTA

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the festive spirit
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We're not saying your Christmas gifts were made by enslaved loved ones. They're mostly strangers.